Uddhav Joshi's Blog

Ok So I have seen many a couple. I used to sort of derive equations from the behaviour instinct the couples exhibited one of them is like "Initially They are Love birds as they love each other then they become  Angry Birds as they start fighting and are angry with each other all time." But well not going into that I  felt being an engineer lets have an equation or that. Well as you all Know I have Already showed an Equation for Salary (Refer Dilberts Salary Theorem from my previous posts). Heres another Equation which defines all couples what so ever with repeated accuracy. Equation Postulate One Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation Postulate Two Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Don...

Life gives you many direct and indirect messages. Once while I was in such situation I happened to stumble across this post on Facebook. Though this is old, yet its meaningful and worth a thought. Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff: 1-If you are working more than 9 hr then dont need to join Infosys. 2-If you are working on Saturday and Sunday dont join infosys (for IT). 3-Whatever time define in your task complete within time. Fire all people who fall in criteria 1,2,3. It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on… PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing… And who’s at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look… All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race… Look closer… again all or most of them are bachelors… And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses??? Let’s ask one of them… Here’s what he says… ‘What’s there 2 do after going home…Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee...

Swami Vivekananda once said "Do Not Look Back Always Look Front" . Not that I have regrets in my life, but always wondered How and Why I landed up in Engineering. After much of delibrate thinking. I finally found a manageble hilarious explanation. One Day I met God (In my dreams of course. You see I have a very good rapport with him) He asked me “Son now that you have passed your Tenth tell me what do you want to become in your life?” I, in a very grumpy voice said “I am pretty confused on what I want to become.” He said “Think Over it Son and Tell me.” I thought for a minute and then I said. “I want a Profession which test me to my limits while I am preparing for its Exams. I want a Profession in which I am 24 x 7 busy and don’t get time To Pray, To Play, To attend my own Birthday Party, To go out with friends for a brief period of time. I want a Profession with High Returns. I want a Profession in Which I can Debate with people over what’s right and ...

I always wondered how people actually got exorbitant amount of salary. Not that they are not deserving but whenever asked upon they just say "Work goes around like it should go we don't do anything" well after much of my thinking I finally met Dilbert and he explained me something. I am sharing the Golden Nugget of Wisdom with you. Read It carefully and Do leave a Comment Behind.  :D Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives, Sales People, Accountants and especially Liberal Arts Majors.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. And As Every Engineer Knows: Power = Work / Time. Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money. Solving for Money, we get  Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge appro...