Ok So I have seen many a couple. I used to sort of derive equations from the behaviour instinct the couples exhibited one of them is like "Initially They are Love birds as they love each other then they become Angry Birds as they start fighting and are angry with each other all time." But well not going into that I felt being an engineer lets have an equation or that. Well as you all Know I have Already showed an Equation for Salary (Refer Dilberts Salary Theorem from my previous posts). Heres another Equation which defines all couples what so ever with repeated accuracy. Equation Postulate One Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation Postulate Two Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Don...
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