Uddhav Joshi's Blog

Well this week I have something petty interesting. I was taking a stroll around my locality when it struck to me the happening phenomena with us. As if the early 90's where back I saw a lot many Bullet's (Royal Enfield) Well I returned to my abode and did a bit of my search for a bullet till I struck Gold. The same thing also compelled me to say Incredible India! The legend goes as such. Om Banna (also called Om Bana and Bullet Banna ) is a shrine located in Pali district near Jodhpur, India, devoted to a deity in the form of a motorcycle. It is located 20 kilometres (12 mi) from Pali and 50 kilometres (31 mi) away from Jodphur on the Pali-Jodhpur highway, near Chotila village. The motorcycle is a 350cc Royal Enfield Bullet. Hundreds of devotees turn up every day to pray for a safe journey. Om Bana's Bike   In 1988, Om Banna (formerly known as Om Singh Rathore) was travelling from the town known as Bangdi near Sanderao of Pali to Chotila when he ...

So This week there is something new that has come up. We all carve for an extraordinary life big bucks and all the luxuries of the world. But not all of us get what we want and those who get it do not value it or over see it. Well amidst these war of thoughts my mother asked me a question one fine day, "Uddhav ! Bill Gates created Microsoft when are you going to do something like that to be a Multi Trillionare!!!". Well as a self respecting Boy, I tired to defend my self and tired making her understand how IT Industry works. Now all Indian Mom's think that all Computer Science Graduate (Basically a Computer Engineer) gets minimum Rs 50,000 as a salary per month. Yet all in vain As a recourse to the shame I walked into, I resorted to the good old pal who is common to all "Becharas" like me The Internet. Please do leave your comment behind.

So Language Brings us to gather but also Divides us. While I am Still Coping with the thought provoking,flabbergasting and at times completely dumbfounding words of anecdoes. I and My Mother always have a long discussion over the pronunciation of word with the syllable phony which make them sound alike. This also reminds me of the scene from Chupke Chupke (A Hindi Movie Block Buster from 1975) wherein Dharmendra (one of the lead actors) recites a dialog "Sir To to ho sakta hai Do do ho sakta hai toh Go Go kyun hota hai GOO Kyun nai?" Let's face it - English is a crazy language There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England . We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, gro...

5th September is Celebrated as Teachers Day All Across India in the remembrance of Dr. Sarvapalli Radha Krishnan Birthday. The day also happens to be birthday of one of my most respected teacher/ mentors and motivator Dr Anand R Tripathy. May god endow  you with best of health and a long life Sir!!! I still remember him saying "I am a Teacher By Choice not By Chance." Well I did a Bit of Search and found this interesting article to share with you all. It Dedicated to Sir's Philosophy and to him. From A School Principal's speech at a graduation.. He said "Doctor wants his child to become a doctor......... Engineer wants his child to become engineer...... Businessman wants his ward to become CEO..... BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them..!!!! Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE" ....Very sad but that's the truth.....!!! The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided ...

We all have read marriage invitations. Some are plain short simple. Some are formal and then there are the rest of them. I came across one such invitation which caught my eye, it impressed me so much that I personally met the person who sent the invitation (of course to congratulate him on the occasion). Go through the same and leave your comment behind. I am moving over the dark side on 21st of April 2014. A lot of people have attempted to do the same in the hope of finding bliss and have gone down in the effort. It's not easy to take the plunge with the stories of those who have attempted and failed , in the back of your mind, however , I am still biting the bullet. My Experienced Seniors as well as newly married friends have given me full faith that not all is wrong with the dark side. Good things can still be expected out of it. If you all married friends still got any advice left to give me, now is the time to do so. :-) For all the unmarried ones.... I'll keep yo...

Ok So I have seen many a couple. I used to sort of derive equations from the behaviour instinct the couples exhibited one of them is like "Initially They are Love birds as they love each other then they become  Angry Birds as they start fighting and are angry with each other all time." But well not going into that I  felt being an engineer lets have an equation or that. Well as you all Know I have Already showed an Equation for Salary (Refer Dilberts Salary Theorem from my previous posts). Heres another Equation which defines all couples what so ever with repeated accuracy. Equation Postulate One Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation Postulate Two Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Don...

So My Brother Comes upto me with his Social Sciences Text book (We call it Civics). and started asking me about Governance System in the World. Well Persumably he did know about Democracy, Communism and Dictatorship. So I thought to put up an example and vola I found another post!! Please read it carefully and do leave a comment behind. Please note the following is a mandatory requirement. TWO COWS SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CA...