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5th September is Celebrated as Teachers Day All Across India in the remembrance of Dr. Sarvapalli Radha Krishnan Birthday. The day also happens to be birthday of one of my most respected teacher/ mentors and motivator Dr Anand R Tripathy. May god endow  you with best of health and a long life Sir!!! I still remember him saying "I am a Teacher By Choice not By Chance." Well I did a Bit of Search and found this interesting article to share with you all. It Dedicated to Sir's Philosophy and to him. From A School Principal's speech at a graduation.. He said "Doctor wants his child to become a doctor......... Engineer wants his child to become engineer...... Businessman wants his ward to become CEO..... BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them..!!!! Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE" ....Very sad but that's the truth.....!!! The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided ...

We all have read marriage invitations. Some are plain short simple. Some are formal and then there are the rest of them. I came across one such invitation which caught my eye, it impressed me so much that I personally met the person who sent the invitation (of course to congratulate him on the occasion). Go through the same and leave your comment behind. I am moving over the dark side on 21st of April 2014. A lot of people have attempted to do the same in the hope of finding bliss and have gone down in the effort. It's not easy to take the plunge with the stories of those who have attempted and failed , in the back of your mind, however , I am still biting the bullet. My Experienced Seniors as well as newly married friends have given me full faith that not all is wrong with the dark side. Good things can still be expected out of it. If you all married friends still got any advice left to give me, now is the time to do so. :-) For all the unmarried ones.... I'll keep yo...

Ok So I have seen many a couple. I used to sort of derive equations from the behaviour instinct the couples exhibited one of them is like "Initially They are Love birds as they love each other then they become  Angry Birds as they start fighting and are angry with each other all time." But well not going into that I  felt being an engineer lets have an equation or that. Well as you all Know I have Already showed an Equation for Salary (Refer Dilberts Salary Theorem from my previous posts). Heres another Equation which defines all couples what so ever with repeated accuracy. Equation Postulate One Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation Postulate Two Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Don...

So My Brother Comes upto me with his Social Sciences Text book (We call it Civics). and started asking me about Governance System in the World. Well Persumably he did know about Democracy, Communism and Dictatorship. So I thought to put up an example and vola I found another post!! Please read it carefully and do leave a comment behind. Please note the following is a mandatory requirement. TWO COWS SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CA...

Hello All, Welcome Back All. Was feeling low some time ago. And again life gave me a message which randomly appeared yet again on FB. The Eight One is My Personal Favorite. Go through the stories and do leave a comment behind. "14 short stories worth reading, feeling and forwarding to all those dear to you.." 1. Fall and Rise Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said, “Believe it or not, that’s almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago . 2. A Father's Advice Today, my father told me, “Just go for it and give it a try! You do n’t have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic 3. The Power of Uniqueness. Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70’s – what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, “Read something no one else is reading, thin...

Life gives you many direct and indirect messages. Once while I was in such situation I happened to stumble across this post on Facebook. Though this is old, yet its meaningful and worth a thought. Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff: 1-If you are working more than 9 hr then dont need to join Infosys. 2-If you are working on Saturday and Sunday dont join infosys (for IT). 3-Whatever time define in your task complete within time. Fire all people who fall in criteria 1,2,3. It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on… PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing… And who’s at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look… All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race… Look closer… again all or most of them are bachelors… And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses??? Let’s ask one of them… Here’s what he says… ‘What’s there 2 do after going home…Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee...

So My last Post on 11 Classic Indianism was great here what I did after that post. Well Preparing for GRE and The Indian Business Language, here's the observation I have made. Hope you find it Funny and Hilarious. Do Leave A Comment Behind. The Difference between Normal Student Speaking English and GRE Student Speaking English. A NORMAL STUDENT: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rende...