Uddhav Joshi's Blog

So My Brother Comes upto me with his Social Sciences Text book (We call it Civics). and started asking me about Governance System in the World. Well Persumably he did know about Democracy, Communism and Dictatorship. So I thought to put up an example and vola I found another post!! Please read it carefully and do leave a comment behind. Please note the following is a mandatory requirement. TWO COWS SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CA...

Hello All, Welcome Back All. Was feeling low some time ago. And again life gave me a message which randomly appeared yet again on FB. The Eight One is My Personal Favorite. Go through the stories and do leave a comment behind. "14 short stories worth reading, feeling and forwarding to all those dear to you.." 1. Fall and Rise Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said, “Believe it or not, that’s almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago . 2. A Father's Advice Today, my father told me, “Just go for it and give it a try! You do n’t have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic 3. The Power of Uniqueness. Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70’s – what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, “Read something no one else is reading, thin...

Life gives you many direct and indirect messages. Once while I was in such situation I happened to stumble across this post on Facebook. Though this is old, yet its meaningful and worth a thought. Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff: 1-If you are working more than 9 hr then dont need to join Infosys. 2-If you are working on Saturday and Sunday dont join infosys (for IT). 3-Whatever time define in your task complete within time. Fire all people who fall in criteria 1,2,3. It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on… PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing… And who’s at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look… All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race… Look closer… again all or most of them are bachelors… And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses??? Let’s ask one of them… Here’s what he says… ‘What’s there 2 do after going home…Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee...